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I hate literally every main character in every book/movie/TV show

Frodo? Pansy psycho

Katniss? Rude, typical 16 year old

Harry? Whiney little self-absorbed bitch

Sam? Self-pitying jackass

Elena? Pathetic boy-hungry slut

I’m much more prone to like the “are they a good guy or what?” characters

Aragon starts out shady & has some serious issues with responsibility

Haymitch has his drinking problem & temper issues

Snape is a total jerk but only because he’s constantly suffering emotionally

Crowley is King of Hell but still does his best to be a decent guy & makes a point to never lie

Damon is actually wanting to save Elana’s life, not just placate her, so sometimes he has to make tough calls to keep her breathing

Why do I always prefer the more complex people? No one understands, but I think it’s better to do the morally right thing than to do the easier thing, or just do what everyone expects of you.

  • Parents:

    Don't forget to make us proud

  • Friends:

    Don't forget to socialize

  • Teachers:

    Don't forget to get A's

  • Strangers:

    Don't forget to blend in

  • Opposite sex:

    Don't forget to look good

  • Society:

    Don't forget to be perfect

  • Tumblr:

    Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today

  • Tumblr:

    But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

bittercasgirl:

nestingcas:

sometimes cas is this soft peaceful wise creature who cures babies in his free time and tends bees but he also ate an entire tablet and carved a sigil into his chest with a boxcutter so there’s that

(Source: mishcollin)

kaiwoladan:

  • Do not shame sex workers
  • Do NOT shame sex workers
  • Do NOT SHAME SEX WORKERS
  • dO nOT SHAme SEx WorkErs
  • do not shame sex workers

That means don’t shame

  • escorts
  • call girls
  • strippers
  • exotic entertainers
  • exotic dancers
  • prostitutes
  • sugar babies
  • cam girls/cam models
  • phone sex operators
  • kink cater-ers
  • Anyone who gets paid for a sexual service whether it be using their sex appeal, preforming a sexual act, giving an 8 course intercourse

DO NOT SHAME SEX WORKERS

WRONG.

Do not shame all sex workers.

The single mom of 4 kids on food stamps because the daddy doesn’t pay child support who becomes a stripper/prostitute/etc. to keep her kids from starving — do not shame her, applaud her.
The coke addict who sells her body for cash to buy her next fix, shame away

You cannot put a subsection of people into one group. A man who is in jail for killing his daughter’s rapist should not be considered as as much of a bad person as a man in jail for killing because he felt like it. You may do what you do for noble reasons, but another may do the same for less-than-savory motives. Judge the reason behind the action, not the action.

sherlockspeare:

theinsanesherlockfandom:

sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins:

bbatchlocked:

benedictervention:

fabulouskilljoyphilosophy:

ahobbitinhohohogwarts:

berksome:

IS THERE EVER THAT ONE CHARACTER 

THAT HAS NOTHING 

BUT DESERVES EVERYTHING 

AND YOU JUST WANT TO CUDDLE THEM AND TELL THEM EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE ALRIGHT 

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I’m noticing a pattern emerging…

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Yep, definitely a pattern.

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I agree

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hang on a minute…

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Probably

Ben is that one character

(Source: olympercy)

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